Customer: “Excuse me, miss – what size are you?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I want to buy these pants for my granddaughter, my dear, and she’s about your size.”
Me: “Oh, well…the jeans I’m wearing right now are from this store, and they’re a size 4.”
Customer: “WELL! She is certainly not that fat!”
Me: “Um, well, sometimes people carry their weight differently. Perhaps she would fit in a size 2 better?”
Customer: “My dear, I didn’t mean to offend you – you’re not too fat. My granddaughter is small. And a big hussy. That’s why I want to buy her new pants. She looks like such a tramp.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I suppose maybe I’ll just buy her a blouse instead.”