(I was sitting at home watching TV. My phone number ends with, let’s say, -1269. The phone number for the bakery ends with -1296. I am constantly getting called by people who think I’m that bakery.)
Me: “Hello?”
Dude: “I need the bakery.”
Me: “I think you have the wrong number.”
Dude: “Oh, sorry.”
(He hangs up. Brief pause. Phone rings.)
Me: “Hello?”
Same Dude: “Can I get the bakery?”
Me: “You have the wrong number.”
(Dude hangs up. Phone rings.)
Me: “Hello?”
Same Dude: “I need the bakery.”
Me: “I think you should check the number…I don’t have a bakery department.”
Same Dude: “Well, you did this morning!”
Me: “I meant I’m not [bakery]. I’m just a person sitting at home.”
(Dude hangs up. Phone rings AGAIN. I glance skeptically at it and finally go over. I don’t say anything.)
Same Dude: “Hello?”
Me: *click*
(He called eight more times that evening. Eventually I just told him we were closed.)
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