Stupid Customers

Customer: “THIS MONITOR DOESN’T WORK.”

Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “THIS MONITOR IS MISSING A PIN!!”

This guy had a 14 inch monitor. As with most, the monitor cable’s plug was missing a few unnecessary pins. I explained that this was normal and, in fact, a good thing.

Customer: “I PAID FOR A MONITOR WITH ALL THE PINS. I WANT THEM ALL!”

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