Joseph F. Kopronica, a Lorain police officer pulled over a driver early Wednesday because the van she was driving appeared to be out of control. According to his police report, Nancy M. Lang, the 42-year-old driver not only seemed to be intoxicated, but said: “Please give me a break. I’m drunk.” The woman failed sobriety tests. She could not stand on one leg or walk heel-to-toe. The officer told her that she was under arrest, but she replied: “Wait, I can do this.” She then did five jumping jacks, one push-up and started to do a cartwheel, the officer’s report said.
