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05/08/16: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
FedEx comes in for our company's delivery.

FedEx guy: Here are your packages.

Secretary: Are you looking at my twins? (referring to photo of twin daughters)

FedEx guy: Um uh ne erm ver, I got to go!

05/08/16: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
CoWorker to customer on telephone about pork recall at our business: We only were recalling pork dated March 4th through March 16th.

Customer: Mine is dated April 2nd. Can I eat it?

Phone Support Guy: Yes sir. That's not in our recall dates.

Customer: Are you 100% sure it is safe?

Phone Support Guy: Yes sir. That pork wasn't part of our recall.

Customer: What are the dates again?

Phone Support Guy: March 4th through March 16th.

Customer: So, it won't kill me?

Phone Support No sir, unless you plan on throwing it on the floor, jump on it a few times, then licking it up and eating it raw.

05/08/16: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
Female #1 in Company Lunch Room: Screaming: I'm toothless! I'm toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under the table!
Female #2 to Female #3: I hope it was her front teeth.

05/08/16: Stupid CoWorkers

Category: Stupid CoWorkers
Posted by: HardWorker
CoWorker #1: I've found a office with super cheap rent for my StartUp.

CoWorker #2: If the view is shit and they don't have free cookies keep looking!